what's the funniest college admission essay ever?

You already know which one I'm talking about. Here's the opening paragraph:

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I spent a while looking for this today after someone mentioned it offhand... figured I should provide a link for those that care. Not only is clever, but pretty good writing too.